authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting
One time, a girls boyfriend said “i bet you cant live a day without me” .She smiled and said ” i bet i can”. He looked at her and said “no texting,calling or any communication or seeing each other what so ever”. She said “you’re on!”. Without his girlfriend knowing he only had 24 hours to live. The next day he died, but she didnt know. She texted him and it said” hey babe, i did it!!” She waited and got no text from him. His parents called her and invited her to a funeral. When she go there, she saw a note on the coffin which said” you did it baby, now can you do it everyday”. >